WIT | Rags 'n' Riches
Rags Rags & Riches: A two-faced benefit for Washington Improv Theater that's half penthouse and half flophouse. Riches
Vol. XX no. II Revolution ero improvidus. Washington, DC
We're living in the best of times and the worst of times, folks. The rich get richer, the poor get more credit cards. But whether your lifestyle is down-and-out or high-on-the-hog, there's one thing you can invest in that's guaranteed to gain in value: the future of Washington Improv Theater, DC's hometown champion of spontaneous creative genius. Join your fellow humanists for an unforgettable evening of fancy and frugal food, drinks, and carrying on.
What's Hopping at this Wingding:
Hobophoto/Richpics: Want a picture of yourself wearing a barrel with suspenders? Or maybe a nice tiara and feather boa? Either one will work at our Hobophoto/Richpics booth.
Tag In: Step into our ongoing improv scene. Tag in if and when you want. Tag out when it's time to catch the next boxcar outta town.
Have some hooch: No bathtub gin here, no sir! Maybe some trashcan punch, though.
Hoofers unite: And you don't have to do the old-timey dance where you switch your kneecaps back and forth with your hands at our clip joint.
Show us the cabbage: Adopt a down-on-his-luck improv Joe in the silent auction.
Push your luck: Enter the raffle to win something even sweeter than a can of beans.
 Saturday, June 14, 8 o'clock in the pm. Source, 1835 14th St, NW, Washington, DC
$50 admission. $30 is tax-deductible.
Procure Tickets!Procure Tickets!
On the horn:
(202) 315-1318
Extra-fancy ticket prices also available.
Additional donations encouraged heartily!
All proceeds benefit the artistic programming of Washington Improv Theater.
Not Insignificant Reasons to Direct Your Personal Philanthropy Into the Trusted Care of Washington Improv Theater
bulletThe spectacles WIT produces are “some of the most exciting live entertainment in Washington” according to the esteemed Washington Post.
bulletWIT’s classes are a boon to the creative lives of hundreds of DC-area residents each year.
bulletTicket sales and class tuition cover a mere 60 percent of WIT’s expenses. The remaining funds to keep the enterprise afloat come from your charitable donations. And moonshine sales.
bulletWIT’s artists are committed to improvisational stagecraft–they’re not biding their time till they can audition for a motion picture.
bulletWIT saves souls! A timely donation will prevent your rebate from the Commissioner of Internal Revenue from falling into the hands of bookies, barkeeps or whores.
bulletYou’ll join the distinguished company of those who have already recognized the importance of supporting DC’s improv powerhouse.
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What to Wear
Depression-era fancy dress or hobo regalia
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